What started out as a personal endeavour into the mystical world of facial hair due to lack of warm water, soon escalated into a phenomenon of international proportions. I started getting e-mails, comments on this blog, facebook messages, text messages, and of course honest face-to-face dissing. I even got a threat or two, and one fan went as far as photoshopping a free sample picture more to his liking. And while I naturally enjoyed the attention, I had no clue that people cared so much. Anyway, here's a montage to bring this thing to a close.
4. "The Fisherman"
All out, uncontrolled pile of hair. Sported by Hemingway, Grizzly Adams, Pau Gasol, and most homeless guys.
3. "The Lover"
A closely groomed, greasy look. (notice the fake smile)
Sported by Italian football players, Craig David and Ali G
2. "The Original 'stache" (only a little thinner, but give me a couple of years..)
Not allowed to be sported at all, anywhere, unless the person has lost a bet.
Exceptions include Eddie Murphy, Tom Selleck, Freddie Mercury and the late Matti Tiilikainen.
1. "The Trucker"
A personal favorite, a Play-Off beard gone wrong, only for Badass Mofo's. (self not included)
Sported by Hightower, James Hetfield and Hulk Hogan.
And as a special treat for those who can't get enough of this hilarious and witty visual comedy I give you: The cop from Village people by NickRad: (notice the out-of-place 2Pac reference)
Vote for your favorite and win a personal Top 5o Worst Things About Spain-post!
Lastly I want to congratulate myself on the most useless blog post so far.
(And for any Senaior citizens out there, its called a "comment" because it's supposed to comment something, perhaps even the corresponding blog post..)
Next time: Tour d'Europe, Part I
8 comments:
I vote for number 1: "The Trucker", it´s a keeper!! All you have to do now is to get a fat HD or a Daf.
ps.FIRST!
Where is the "no beard" option?
Hard to pick just one.. all too hot to handle! But seriously, shave.
kyl toi bonus-vaihtoehto on ihan suvereeni, jätkä on ilmetty stig dogg!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGE-f1s9XMc
Kyl trucker on kovin. Jenkkien faija Rick sporttas sitä kans, ja se oli vitun kova jätkä. Nyt sun tarvii liittyy enää prätkäjengiin.
Trucker on jees, original on stydimpi. Mutta pornonassu vaatii pornonimen! Mulla oli yks räkäjarrupäivä joku aika sitten, olin Duck Drippings. Sulle vois sopia joku rotevampi nimike, esim. Hank Wheeler tai paikallisessa ympäristössä vaikka Emerico "Empujor" Yema. Try it out.
I have to concur with previous authors - "The Trucker" is my favourite, although there's something to be said for the original. Grow a few random patches of back-hair to go with the tash and you're set. :)
Hulk Hogan all the way! Hulk up on the haters.
Cause I can't grow a beard I've decided to steal Matt Barnes' Playoff mohawk, with an added mullet style "takatukka".
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